A letter to the aliens of the Earth
Dear Aliens,
Like most things, this letter is late but I hope not too late. I found out about you only the other week. I am a being of the planet 'Sukarion' from your nearest galaxy, the Andromeda. Honestly, I'm quite sure that I won't get a reply to this letter but my curious heart has forced me to write this. I don’t even know how will I teleport this letter to you guys but I have to at least try.
I, being an absolute science nerd, have always wondered about aliens. And to my surprise, I saw in the news some days ago, that the SSO (Sukarion Space Organization) has discovered the presence of life on your planet- Earth.
The whole planet was dumbstruck by the news. Half of the people have even started making weapons. They have predicted that you aliens would come to our planet and destroy us. I don't know why the others see aliens as a threat. It seems that you people are about to destroy your own planet and also already depleted your resources? Is it true? I mean you guys could be nice people, right? Well, at least for me, that was the happiest day of my life to know about you in the news and now, I live with so many questions in my head.
So here's the list of my puzzling questions.
Do you also have four hands and one eye like us? Do you also live in pitch black darkness?
Is your day also 72 hours long?
Do you eat the same thing we do, the colourful pills? (And if you don't then trust me, they taste horrible!)
Do you also clean yourself with the mini-vacuum cleaner?
How do you travel? Do you drive the fly-car to travel long distance?
And the main question, do you know we exist?
Oh, so many questions yet to be answered. Well, at least now I know that I'd get the answers someday, hopefully in the short span of next thousand years.
To end my note, we would get along really well if you visit our planet.
P.S. If you find this letter then please reply. All you have to do is write my name and sprinkle some Avartagium powder over it.
Your soon-to-be friend,
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~ Edited by Athouba Sagolsem (Original work by Aparna Nair)
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